The Jackalope Forest
Please enter, Mr. Friendly Jackalope
Ye fearless critter, return happily
Feel welcome knowing you are fin’ly home
In timeless green ancestral forests – Yes!
Rejoice with fam’ly, never leave again
Imbibe upon this tasty drink my friend
Our fav’rite drink be whiskey without ice
Come celebrate and prance around tonight
Oh Brother Jackalope, do Remember-
Recall our human rivals – Danger! Threat!
Now sharpen antlers, brother, battle comes
Campfire humans gather, raucous fiends
Go terrorize with horns and agile paws
Instead, presents a gift to humankind,
he gifts them whiskey, en’my nevermore!